Wednesday, July 11, 2012

A girl I work with always gets really depressing answers whenever she asks a customer if they're having a good day. Usually she gets stories about funeral planning or serious hospital treatments, but one old man's story in particular will never be forgotten by any of us.

Customer: SO I'VE JUST COME OUT OF HOSPITAL YOU KNOW
H: Oh, I'm glad you're feeling better now then!
Customer: I BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS IN THERE
H: No, I don't...
Customer: I started passing excrement and gas out of my penis! They've given me a colostomy bag now you know!!!
H: ...